Young girls, I promise that it’s coming for you, too. You can’t outrun it. #itfollows

Tickets are on sale now for the next🦵of the Alive and Unwell Tour! After posting this tour schedule the other day, I got many messages from concerned friends asking if I was okay. I said check the tour name. The truth is that I don’t have kids, I love hotels and sleeping on planes, I hate farmers markets and trips to Lowe’s or whatever other people do on the weekends, but most of all I love performing, so this is a gd dream. See you out there! Get tickets now before they’re very goneeee. #alive