Should I go blonde? Wear a wig? Shellac new growth with root touch-up spray? (No, because I don’t want to ruin my hats or risk Rudy Giuliani rivulets in the rain.) Bald men are the best.
Sir, – An eight-year-old boy passed me this morning on his way to school proud as punch in his Spider-Man outfit. If I went to work dressed the same, my children would phone my doctor.