"Bart vs. Thanksgiving" definitely feels like an early episode of "The Simpsons," back when the show was more like a sitcom about a family than an animated show about cartoonish shenanigans.

The Simpsons love to celebrate with lots of food on Thanksgiving, as do we.From pumpkin pie, Cranberry Sauce A'la Bart, and the pièce de résistance, the grand turkey. Then, you'd probably want ...