Dutch police were presumably ecstatic to find a garden gnome made of MDMA. The comically incongruous ... I repainted a zombie gnome to see what it would look like and now I have a cowering gnome ...

The DEA currently deems MDMA or "ecstasy" to be a Schedule I drug, alongside other substances like heroin which the DEA says have "no currently accepted medical use and a high potential for abuse." ...