They would have to stick the pin in the right places, tie the knotted tangles with immaculate precision, and never leave the sponge. If their thread ended up floating in the empty holes of the sponge ...
And trends indicate that fewer than six in ten of those born between 1997 and 2012 will ever tie the knot. Projections from the Marriage Foundation suggest that 58 per cent of women and 56 per ...