Why am I telling you this story, you ask? Because Kawasaki has an all-new stand-up Jet Ski model, and even I think it'd be a bad idea to hand me the keys to it. Seriously, I'd probably die.

Insure your Personal Watercraft for as low as just $75/year.* Insure your 1986 Kawasaki for just $75/year.* More freedom: You’re covered on all lakes, rivers, and oceans within 75 miles of the coast.