But he was wise, and Groundhog tricked the wolves into letting him sing a song so they could learn a new dance. “…I’ll sing for you,” Groundhog said. This is a new dance entirely.

Maybe he just has a great publicist, but for far too long Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog who predicts whether we’re in for six more weeks of wintry weather on Feb. 2 (Groundhog Day), has ...