These funny jokes for kids are for moms ... Why couldn't the pony sing a song? She was a little horse. Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. Where do cows go for fun?
If you're looking to stock up your holiday quip arsenal, we've got you covered with jokes for kids of all ages. Q: Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital? A: He has private elf care.
Looking for a laugh this holiday season? Try these Christmas jokes from funny memes to one-liners for kids and quips that'll leave dad rolling with pride.